Dina Lohan was completely wasted for her Dr. Phil interview. Seriously.

Posted by Artie Phelan on Friday, June 14, 2024

Dina Lohan, also known as “Steve Honig,” is going to have a (prerecorded) sit-down interview with Dr. Phil airing next Monday. I’m not a Dr. Phil fan or anything – I don’t think I’ve ever sat down and watched more than a few minutes of his solo show, but I do remember his general vibe from his old appearances on Oprah. Dr. Phil has the same problem as Dr. Drew I think – they’re exploitative celebrity “doctors” who feel the need to “diagnose” people with limited access, and at the end of the day, it’s a matter of trust. I don’t trust Dr. Drew. I don’t trust Dr. Phil. I don’t trust that they have anyone’s best interests at heart, I don’t trust that they’ve adequately assessed the situation, and I don’t trust their “diagnoses”.

Now, that being said, I will watch the crap out of Dr. Phil’s interview with Dina. Because we all “diagnose” the Lohan family. We know more about Lindsay Lohan and her narcissistic, delusional, tequila-and-blow issues better than the California court system, better than the LAPD, better than Lindsay’s coterie of crack enablers. And while I feel very strongly about Lindsay being responsible for her own bulls—t at this point, I can’t ignore the fact that Lindsay is a rotten apple that fell from one drunk-ass, vagina-kicking tree. Michael Lohan’s issues are obvious – he’s a violent abuser, a liar, and a horrible person. But what about Mother Crackhead? Enjoy the funniest 60 seconds you’ll have all day.

I want to marry this commercial and have its drunk, delusional babies. I love the cutaways to Dr. Phil, who seems to be looking at Dina with a constant expression of “This bitch is CRAY.” And how much do you love that Dr. Phil had the list, the timeline of Lindsay’s crimes and court cases pre-prepared on the flatscreen? Epic. OK, I’m going to re-watch it again.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

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